Testimonials

‘Hell of a run. Wish him the best. Door always open.’

Mr. Gamble.

‘Genuinely prayed to me once for a Norrkoping goal.’

God.

‘Read the first chapter then used my cover to roll a doobie.’

Man’s Search for Meaning.

‘His story made me see the error of my ways.’

The Hamburglar.

‘No way, same!’

The Devil.

‘Same.’

Zeus.

‘Where’s my money?’

The World.

‘Same.’

Santa Claus.

*Traumatised noises*

Jimmy’s phone.

‘Hung like a donkey.’

Pinocchio.